Can you think of a country where chicken isn't one of the staple foods? Obviously Eskimos don't partake, too fucking cold for chickens to live there. Every other country does. The chicken has to be the most maligned creature on the planet. Just because they are easy to breed we forget the sheer number of them killed and eaten each year. Would we give a fuck about Pandas if they could breed like rabbits and tasted awesome in a southern fried crispy coating? Maybe Noodles could answer that one for me.
Even more disrespectful to the chicken is the fact that we crack open their babies and make cakes with them.
Having said all that, I love a bit of chicken.
So planet Earth, continue in this Perpetual Chicken Holocaust ( To be referred to as PCH from now on. I'm not finished with this one ). When chickens have nightmares they aren't dreaming of rogue foxes but fat cunts in take aways.
KFC has a lot to answer for.
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