Triplicunt

I saw a woman walking down a crowded street in the heart of London today. She was eating what I presumed was her lunch as she walked. Her lunch was what looked like a three bean salad and she was eating it out of a bowl. Not a takeaway bowl from a local shop but the kind of thing you would use at your table at home. She was also using a fork, again, not a takeaway fork but one from her own kitchen. I see this kind of thing more and more nowadays. While I can at least understand eating a sandwich on the go, it isn't something I particularly enjoy seeing. A three bean salad served on your finest china is taking it a little too far. This woman, in my opinion, was trying to communicate several things to all who saw her that lunchtime as she marched and munched. First thing is "FUCK YOU, I AM SO BUSY". Second is "LOOK HOW FUCKING HEALTH CONSCIOUS I AM". Third is a class thing "I REALLY DON'T DO PLASTIC CONTAINERS". That was what she was trying to get across anyway. The ultimate effect was one of "LOOK AT ME. I AM A CUNT IN TRIPLICATE. A TRIPLICUNT". We all know someone with at least one of these attributes. Some lucky people may know an individual with two of these attributes. Rarely will fortune smile down upon you and gather all three for your curious inspection. I feel honoured at viewing this multicunt and shall be keeping a beady eye out for her in the future.