To Clunt Or Not To Clunt

Cunt and Clunt.

I was telling my mother the other week about the difference between the word Cunt and the word Clunt. She doesn't like to swear, or hear me swear so I was telling her that if you are so inclined, you can call someone a Clunt and not feel bad. You're not actually calling them a cunt, but you are really. A guilt free swearing theory.

I met up with her yesterday and was thrilled to hear her comment to me about some inconsequential person. She called him a Clock. Haha.

I had to explain to her that while i enjoyed her innovation, it didn't quite fit into the guilt free swearing theory.

Ah, bless her, she is 63.